What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Why do men date women they are not really interested in?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

So they tried

What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

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Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is Project Astra by Google?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

WA woman sues hospital system after painful recovery; nurse may have stolen her meds - The Seattle Times

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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